• Whatever Floats Your Truck

    by  • July 25, 2012 • 0 Comments

    I'll try to let you know whenever a post contains a moral, however obvious, such as stop and smell the roses, seize the day, never spank a cat. This post has a moral: a Ford F-250 truck does not a good boat make.

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    We Shall Overdub

    by  • July 17, 2012 • 2 Comments

    Some people say that taste is subjective. It isn't. Popularity is no indication of quality. Does anyone really believe that Titanic and Avatar are the two best movies of all time?

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    The Bike is On the Truck

    by  • May 15, 2012 • 0 Comments

    Until that second I had not thought about sharks at all. After that, all I thought about was sharks: What looks better to a shark? One of the thin, stringy guys at the front of the race or me, the plumper, slower one at the back?

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    “We Have Recommendations for You”

    by  • May 4, 2012 • 1 Comment

    I don't mind the recommendations from online retailers, I just wish they could be cooler. Something like, “based on your recent purchases, we recommend a survival knife and wildebeest repellent,” not, “based on your recent purchases, we recommend an alarm clock with extra big numbers and anti-aging cream.”

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    Just Do It Good

    by  • April 24, 2012 • 1 Comment

    After Levon Helm of The Band died, a friend posted a recommendation of The Last Waltz, a Martin Scorsese film of The Band’s final concert. I’ve been listening to the soundtrack, which I think is “part live/part they fixed it later in the studio.” The format on the soundtrack is basically The Band plays...

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    When the Snakes Go Marching In

    by  • April 16, 2012 • 1 Comment

    The two most chilling things I’ve heard since moving to South Georgia are, in this order: “The snakes are moving now,” followed by, “Mary Beth is on the phone for you.” I’ll start with Mary Beth, who helps out at the house from time to time.  It is never a good thing when Mary...

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